If the Old Spice Guy was a Project Manager

If the Old Spice Guy was a Project Manager

Hello, stakeholders, look at your PM, now back to me, now back at your PM, now back to me. Sadly, he or she isn’t me, but if he or she stopped making things up as they went along and switched to proven methods, he or she could deliver results like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a meeting with the PM your PM could deliver results like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a a signed SOW with two features you love. Look again, the features are now delivered. Anything is possible when your PM uses proven methods and not make them up. I’m on a horse.

Thank you to Old Spice and the Old Spicy Guy for this inspiration.

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.

6 Replies to “If the Old Spice Guy was a Project Manager”

    1. Patrick, I’m glad you enjoyed it. The Project Management industry can be a little dry sometime. Perhaps we all need a little Old Spice.

    1. Patrick, I’m glad you enjoyed it. The Project Management industry can be a little dry sometime. Perhaps we all need a little Old Spice.

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